After the huge disappointment of Detective Comics I felt as if I was in the middle of a cruel and disappointing joke: here I am desperately searching through a huge pile of manure because I know that there has got to be a pony in there somewhere.
It couldn’t get worse after Detective Comics, could it? Could it?? The alphabetical journey of Week One continues…
The aged, liberal-leaning, slightly cynical and more than a little caustic Oliver Queen is replaced by a younger, richer industrialist who fights crime as he travels the world in Green Arrow #1. This new Oliver Queen is so good at what he does that he actually phones into business meetings while he hunts for bad guys. Chew gum and walk at the same time? – Hell no, Oliver Queen can make multi-billion dollar business deals as he fights crime and shoots his trick arrows. As he says, “Multitasking is my speciaity.”
On top of all that, he also has a pair of operatives who assist him, there’s a hint of some kind of mysterious past that haunts our hero, and it looks like he’s going to fight a whole ton of villains in the next issue.
After reading the story it is apparent that this new improved Green Arrow is an amalgamation of the TV version of Oliver Queen from Smallville and the movie version of Tony Stark from Iron Man: an ultra-rich, somewhat arrogant ladies man who still finds time to do the right thing as he makes his millions.
But does it make any sense for Green Arrow to be battling a gang of super-villains? The final splash page has ten super-villains looking very pissed and out for some payback.
As I came to that final splash page, the little part of my brain that I usually turn off when reading comic books flicked back on and said, “Hey, shouldn’t those villains be taking on the Justice League and not just poor Green Arrow? – There’s no way he can avoid getting his ass kicked. There are ten of them!” And in no way, shape or form was this my brain squealing in anticipation of next issue. This was my brain saying, “This doesn’t make any sense. I give up. Can we move on to something better?”
And I have to say that sometimes it feels good to listen to my brain.
One more thing: either give Green Arrow a beard of or give him a shave. The chin scruff looks stupid. The front cover makes it look like he’s about to transform into a werewolf.
Hawk &Dove #1 spends almost a third of the issue explaining who the title characters are, how they got their powers, and what their relationship is. And then it wraps it all up with a final page that is so poorly illustrated and darkly colored that I couldn’t figure out if it was supposed to be one of the heroes or it was someone completely different. I ended up having to flip back a bunch of pages to try to figure out what was going on.
The issue also has Dove flying through the city as she has a long chat with Deadman. But after all of the time that the story takes to explain the origin and relationship between Hank, deceased brother Don and replacement Dawn, there is not a single mention of who the bizarre guy is with the red suit and the big ‘D’. And that wouldn’t be such a bad thing if so much of the issue hadn’t been dedicated to explaining Every Little Detail about the main characters. So on the one hand the issue rehashes everything needed to know about Hawk & Dove, but on the other hand it figures that every reader will either know or not care about this Deadman fella.
And they were right, because at the end I didn’t care about any of it.
Justice League International #1 would probably make more sense if readers had a better concept of what the true status of superheroes and the Justice League is in the new DCU. Unfortunately the issues released up to this point have Justice League #1 set in the past, Action Comics #1 set in the past, and Detective Comics #1 seeming to conflict with Batgirl andBatwing in their portrayals of Batman’s status.
This comic starts with a splash page of DC heroes on a huge monitor (including Frankenstein, The Creeper and Congorilla?!?) as a secret U.N. council votes to put together its own Justice League. Everyone gets to both vote and veto potential members for the league. The Russians are pleased that Red Rocket is part of the group, England gets a member, China is represented, etc. etc. But India, the Middle East, France, Mexico, Germany: none of these countries or regions had representatives at this clandestine gathering so they don’t have any heroes in the JLI. (I guess it’s too bad that DC didn’t’ have any pre-existing heroes from those areas that could be pigeon-holed into the group.)
Who the members of this U.N. council are, how they were chosen to vote for the League members and how they have the authority to draft all these heroes is never explained. The whole thing is like an updated version of the Global Guardians concept but it never feels all that updated. The comic itself, with its Saturday morning cartoon cast of characters, seems both unnecessary and blatantly concocted: “What do you mean? How the hell can we only have 51 books?!? We need 52! – Okay, how about dusting off the Super Friends concept, filling it with minor characters but making sure they’re from all over the world and then slapping the “Justice League” label on the cover. That’ll work.”
Oh, and Batman also joins the League for no apparent reason other than it never hurts to have Batman on the cover of a team book. Once again illustrating that DC doesn’t know what Batman’s role is in this new universe.
With regards to Men of War #1: I tried. I really, really tried. I even read the whole book. Made my way through the whole thing.
But the constant footnotes (S.AW. = squad automatic weapon, GOOSE = Carl Gustav recoilless rifle) which explain every bit of military jargon got on my nerves, the cliché about a “young soldier refusing his destiny” bugged my ass, and the pages and pages and pages of explosions became wearisome.
But the book’s biggest fault is that it is set in the new DCU which means that while the main characters are human, non-powered soldiers they are fighting in a combat zone that is being destroyed by a crazed, unknown super-villain. The book is supposed to capture the drama of soldiers as they go into battle, but it turns out that a super-villain is doing all the damage. How are normal soldiers supposed to fight a villain who can fly, appears indestructible and has “done more damage in five minutes than a year of armed men could do.” This juxtaposition of reality and superheroics doesn’t work and the whole thing collapses due to the absurdity of the concept.
And the $3.99 price tag for a war comic? – I’d like to have someone explain the logic behind that one for me. It’s almost as if DC wanted to say there was more than just superhero comics in their re-launch, but they then purposely priced the books to fail.
And finally a comic I enjoyed.
OMAC #1 is an entire issue of Keith Giffen channeling Jack Kirby. And that is a very, very good and entertaining thing.
There are pages and pages of OMAC battling bad guys, ripping things apart and huge sound effects like “FFRRAATZZ,” “PA-THOOM” and “BASSSH” to accompany the destruction. Everything is big and chunky and huge and glorious.
My only complaint with the books (and it’s a surprisingly minor one)is that I wish that someone other than Dan DiDio was co-writing it. DiDio has an annoying habit of shoving redundant descriptive boxes into panels and pages where the finished art has already done the work. For example there’s a terrific double page splash where OMAC is ripping apart a building with a terrific “FRRZTTTZKKK-RRAAACK” and Didio feels the need to insert “In an unimaginable display of raw strength and power, OMAC tears through the final obstacles in his way.”
Yes the book is a pastiche of the classic Stan Lee & Jack Kirby tales, but just because Smilin’ Stan used to shove stuff like that into a comic doesn’t mean that it’s right. I hate to sound incredibly harsh, but I can’t help but wonder what a real writer (rather than DC’s co-publisher) would have brought to the tale.
(Speaking of The King, for some reason the credit “OMAC created by Jack Kirby” isn’t in the book. I trust that was merely an oversight and will be quickly corrected.)
I confess that with OMAC I finally found something worth savoring after seven comics of varying degrees of disappointment. It’s loud and silly and beautiful to look at. It succeeds because it doesn’t take itself too seriously and isn’t a re-boot attempting to deliver something cool and modern. It actually reads like a good idea rather than just another book to get the count up to 52.
I would love for this book to exist in its own Kirby-verse but it seems unlikely after seeing how superheroes were forced into Men of War. Nevertheless I’m hoping that Batman, Superman, Green Lantern and the Justice League never make an appearance in the book. I know that probably won’t be the case, but I can hope.